Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Enamel Pin

Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Enamel Pin: Sarcastic Nametag Lapel Pin

Allow me to introduce myself: I am about to choose violence. Reimagining the classic corporate introductory badge with a burst of pure chaos, the Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Enamel Pin serves as the ultimate fair warning to anyone thinking about testing your patience today. Featuring a bold red header and deadpan handwritten typography reading "about to choose violence" across a stark white nametag, it injects dark humor, internet meme energy, and unhinged personality into your daily wardrobe.

Measuring approximately 1.25 inches across, this metal enamel pin is built to handle daily confrontation with unapologetic attitude. Outfitted with a secure standard butterfly clasp backer, it pins firmly to denim jackets, leather coats, canvas tote bags, backpacks, beanies, or work lanyards without slipping. Whether you are clocking into a chaotic retail shift, sitting through another unnecessary conference call, or simply navigating daily absurdities, it delivers the perfect silent warning shot.

Sarcastic Nametag Novelty Lapel Pin Specifications

• Dimensions: Approximately 1.25" across
• Material: Durable die-cast metal with polished enamel fill
• Backing: Standard metal butterfly clasp backer
• Design: "HELLO I am... about to choose violence" nametag badge layout
• Finish: Smooth, scratch-resistant enamel fill with raised metallic borders
• Application: Denim jackets, battle vests, backpacks, beanie cuffs, canvas tote bags, and lanyards