Fatal Error - System Corrupted
Let's face it: Humanity is a corrupted file that needs to be purged from the system. The Humanity.exe T-Shirt captures the glitchy reality of modern existence in a format that anyone who remembers Windows 95 will appreciate.
This tee features a classic "blue screen of death" or fatal error dialog box aesthetic, reminding everyone that we're all just one bad update away from a total crash. It's the perfect uniform for IT professionals, introverts, and anyone enjoying the dumpster fire.
Why You'll Love It:
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Retro Tech Vibe: A nostalgic nod to old-school computer interfaces that adds a layer of geeky cool to your cynicism.
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Mood Setting: It sends a clear message: "I'm not anti-social, I'm just waiting for the reboot."
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Premium Comfort: Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.
Specs:
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Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton
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Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)
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Design: "Humanity.exe" Computer Error Parody
