As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
As Is Tradition Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card: Funny Sarcastic All-Occasion Card
Skip the generic sentimental fluff and deliver what everyone actually expects: pure social obligation wrapped in deadpan humor. The "As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper" Greeting Card serves as the ultimate sarcastic card for friends, family, and coworkers who prefer blunt honesty over sappy clichés. Featuring bold, unvarnished typography against a vintage kraft-style backdrop, the front plainly calls out the ritual—an occasion has occurred, so here is your mandatory folded cardstock to acknowledge it.
The perfect funny birthday card, promotion gag, or holiday greeting, this novelty card takes the pressure out of formal gift-giving. Printed on premium 5" x 7" heavyweight luster cardstock, it offers a crisp, substantial hand-feel that won't flop over on the mantel. The interior is left completely blank, leaving ample room to write a sweet note or continue roasting the recipient. Each card comes complete with a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.
As Is Tradition Greeting Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Inside: Blank for your personalized handwritten message
- Material: Premium heavyweight luster cardstock
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
- Occasion: Birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, graduations, and office milestones
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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