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Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card - Shady Front

Collection: All Occasion Cards

Ditch the generic, floral sentiments found in corporate drugstores and upgrade to something that actually reflects your circle. Our collection of 

any occasion greeting cards

 is built for the moments that don’t fit into a tidy, mass-market box. Whether you are sending a sarcastic "congratulations," a dark "thinking of you," or just some random mayhem to a friend, we provide the definitive source for 

subversive stationery

. At The Original Underground, we know that your communication should be as loud and unapologetic as your 

streetwear

. These aren’t your typical retail placeholders. We focus on 
the nitty gritty
 of life, using artist-driven designs that capture the raw spirit of our 
brand
. Just like our iconic t shirts and graphic apparel, our cards are for the loudmouths and rebels who appreciate gallows humor and cult-cinema references. From weird illustrations to blunt messages that would make a Hallmark editor faint, our cards ensure your message never gets lost in the junk mail. Stop settling for sugary fluff and pick up a piece of independent art that your people will actually want to keep. We provide high-fidelity printing on premium stock, ensuring every sarcastic quip and subversive graphic stays sharp. Whether you’re pairing a card with a gift or just causing a little trouble through the mail, gear up with the only collection that understands the true, unfiltered spirit of the scene. Stay weird, stay loud, and never send a boring card again.
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Happy Festivus Card - The Original Underground

Happy Festivus Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card

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Lebowski "Cheers to You Dude" Card - The Original Underground

Lebowski "Cheers to You Dude" Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card - Shady Front

Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card

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It's Fun to Make Believe Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

It's Fun to Make Believe Birthday Greeting Card

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You Are Getting Old Prepare to Die Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

You Are Getting Old Prepare to Die Birthday Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card - Shady Front

Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card

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I Choo-Choo-Choose You Greeting Card - Shady Front

I Choo-Choo-Choose You Greeting Card

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Beavis and Butt-Head Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Beavis and Butt-Head Birthday Greeting Card

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You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Greeting Card - Shady Front

You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday But It Could Use More Cowbell Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

It's Your Birthday But It Could Use More Cowbell Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Mothaf-cka You Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Happy Birthday You Mothaf-cka You Birthday Greeting Card

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American Psycho Check Out This Card - The Original Underground

American Psycho Check Out This Greeting Card

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Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Card - Shady Front / Wholesale Prints, Patches, Buttons, Greetings Cards, New Jersey Apparel, Stickers, Accessories

Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card

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Sesame Street "You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Sesame Street "You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card - Shady Front

Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card

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Well, It's Your Birthday. Again. Greeting Card - Shady Front

Well, It's Your Birthday. Again. Greeting Card

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Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card

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A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Birthday Greeting Card

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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Card - Shady Front

Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card

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I Hate You the Least Greeting Card - Shady Front

I Hate You the Least Greeting Card

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Another Transit Around Your Local Star Birthday Greeting Card - The Original Underground

Another Transit Around Your Local Star Birthday Greeting Card

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Here's a Card and Some Cash Greeting Card - Shady Front

Here's a Card and Some Cash Greeting Card

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As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card - Shady Front

As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card

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Tyrone Biggums Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Tyrone Biggums Birthday Greeting Card

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A Little Birdy Told Me It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

A Little Birdy Told Me It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being a Friend Greeting Card - Shady Front

Thank You For Being a Friend Greeting Card

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David Hasselhoff Birthday Greeting Card

David Hasselhoff Birthday Greeting Card

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Christmas Vacation "When Santa Squeezes" Greeting Card - Shady Front

Christmas Vacation "When Santa Squeezes" Greeting Card

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Gacy "Pogo the Clown" Birthday Card

Gacy "Pogo the Clown" Greeting Card

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Nelson "Ha Ha You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front

Nelson "Ha Ha You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Now F--k Off Greeting Card - Shady Front
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Happy Birthday Now F--k Off Greeting Card

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Stevie Wonder "Couldn't See You" Christmas Greeting Card - Shady Front

Stevie Wonder "Couldn't See You" Christmas Greeting Card

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Birthdays Were Invented by Hallmark Greeting Card - Shady Front

Birthdays Were Invented by Hallmark Greeting Card

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Congratulations Mother F--ker Greeting Card - Shady Front

Congratulations Mother F--ker Greeting Card

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Ted Bundy Christmas Card - The Original Underground

Ted Bundy Christmas Greeting Card

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Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card - Shady Front

Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card

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Wednesday Addams Birthday Greeting Card - Shady Front
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Wednesday Addams Birthday Greeting Card

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Our Story

Welcome to THE ORIGINAL UNDERGROUND—where creativity meets mayhem. We aren't here to follow trends; we’re here to smash them into a million pieces. Our store is a celebration of the bold, the weird, the rebellious, and the raw. While we love a good graphic tee, we are so much more than a clothing brand. We are a lifestyle for the misfits, the creeps, the loudmouths, and the anti-everythings.

Purveyors of Punk, Horror, and Cult Cinema

We know culture, but we live for counterculture. Our shelves are stocked with original designs inspired by punk roots, horror guts, and the obscure corners of cult cinema. We create the stuff that lives in the back of your closet and the front of your brain—unapologetically unique gear for people who know exactly who they are.

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