Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card: Funny Dark Humor True Crime Card
The Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card is a hilariously twisted dark comedy card designed for true crime fans, cynical coworkers, and friends who appreciate unapologetically morbid humor. Ditching boring, mass-produced store-bought greetings, this provocative party design features the infamous cult leader sporting aviators and a clerical collar amidst celebratory confetti with the deadpan punchline "HAPPY BIRTHDAY – DRINKS ARE ON ME." Whether you are roasting a best friend on another year survived, shocking an office colleague at their desk, or making sure your card stands out on the party mantel, this unhinged keepsake delivers guaranteed shock value and wicked laughs.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases vibrant colors with a subtle semi-gloss finish. Featuring a completely blank interior designed for writing your own personalized messages, each card includes a matching envelope ready for easy mailing or direct gift presentation.
Dark Humor True Crime Birthday Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty birthday greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Vibrant color print with smooth luster coating
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Design: Jim Jones portrait with confetti and "DRINKS ARE ON ME" caption
- Inclusions: Matching envelope included
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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