We Go Together Like Drunk and Disorderly Card
Product Description
Product Description
We Go Together Like Drunk and Disorderly Card: Vintage Retro Novelty Love Card
The We Go Together Like Drunk and Disorderly Card is a hilarious vintage-style novelty greeting card designed for partners in crime, drinking buddies, anniversaries, and unconventional couples. Satirizing wholesome mid-century propaganda posters, this cheeky design features a beaming retro police officer gripping a wooden nightstick beneath the bold vintage lettering: "WE GO TOGETHER LIKE DRUNK AND DISORDERLY." Whether you are celebrating Valentine's Day with your favorite troublemaker, toasting chaotic years of marriage, roasting your wild best friend on their birthday, or sending an unforgettable love note to your partner, this irreverent card serves up unfiltered affection with a wicked sense of humor.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases rich color saturation with a crisp semi-gloss finish. Featuring an uncoated blank interior designed for personalized handwritten messages, each folded card includes a matching envelope ready for effortless gifting or mailing.
Funny Retro Romance Novelty Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Semi-gloss exterior coating with uncoated writable interior
- Design: Vintage mid-century police officer illustration with "WE GO TOGETHER LIKE DRUNK AND DISORDERLY" typography
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten notes
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope included
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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