Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card

Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card: Dark Cinema Humor

Remind someone to moisturize and make the most of their day—under strict penalty. The Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card brings psychological thriller absurdity directly to their mailbox. Featuring an unblinking portrait of Buffalo Bill paired with the twisted demand, "It has a great day or else it gets the hose again," this card leaves generic store-bought sentiment in the dust. It serves as an unforgettable surprise for cult horror devotees, cinephiles, dark comedy enthusiasts, or any friend who appreciates unapologetic shock value.

Printed on heavy luster cardstock, the exterior delivers deep contrast and crisp photographic detail that stands tall on display. Sized at five by seven inches, the interior is left completely blank, giving you full control to pen your own hilarious, unhinged, or heartfelt messages. Each card includes a matching mailing envelope, making it ready to seal, stamp, and lower into the basket.

Product Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color photographic exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA