A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Birthday Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Card: Seinfeld Comedy
Nothing says "I remembered your birthday, but I refuse to spend actual currency on you" quite like George Costanza’s favorite fraudulent charity. The "A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund" Birthday Card revives the undisputed gold standard of workplace grifting and holiday stinginess. Featuring an uncomfortably earnest portrait of George alongside the immortal pledge of "Money for People," this card is a masterclass in cutting financial corners with zero shame. It serves as the definitive greeting for Seinfeld devotees, 90s sitcom purists, or that notoriously frugal friend who splits a five-dollar tab three ways.
Printed on rigid, heavyweight luster cardstock, the cover channels vintage propaganda aesthetics with saturated color and deadpan execution. The inside is left completely blank, granting you free rein to pledge a ridiculous fake dollar amount, apologize for not buying a real present, or air your personal grievances. Each card comes paired with a matching white envelope, ready to deliver classic television nostalgia and peak passive aggression straight to their mailbox.
A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Birthday Greeting Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
- Print: Full-color exterior
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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