Be The Nonsense You Want To See In The World Greeting Card

Be the Nonsense Greeting Card: Pure Absurdity for Every Occasion

Gandhi said to be the change you want to see, but honestly, what this world truly needs is pure, unhinged ridiculousness. The Be The Nonsense You Want To See In The World Greeting Card from The Original Underground champions living life without explanation or apology. Showcasing a cloaked wizard possum brandishing a glowing wand while majestically riding a giant goose across a vintage pastoral landscape, this card is the ultimate all-occasion salute for eccentric best friends, weird coworkers, and anyone who thrives on harmless chaos.

Ditch the boring, generic drugstore stationery that ends up recycled before the weekend. Each 5x7 inch folded card is professionally printed on heavyweight, premium luster greeting card stock that brings out every fine storybook detail and rich vintage hue. Left completely blank inside, it provides an open canvas to write birthday cheers, send an absurd pep talk, or share your wildest inside jokes. Every card comes paired with a matching mailing envelope, sealed and ready to send.

Be the Nonsense Card Specifications:

• Product Type: All-occasion greeting card / funny meme stationery
• Artwork Theme: Vintage fantasy illustration of a wizard possum riding a goose with "BE THE NONSENSE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD" text
• Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
• Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
• Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
• Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
• Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA