Having Me As a Child Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
Having Me As a Child Greeting Card: Funny Sarcastic Parents Card
The Having Me As a Child Greeting Card is a hilarious novelty greeting card designed for cheeky adult kids, parents, and anyone whose existence is gift enough. Satirizing vintage mid-century advertisement portraits, this sarcastic design features a smug young boy dressed in a suit and tie giving a confident thumbs-up beneath the bold headline: "HAVING ME AS A CHILD IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED." Whether you are roasting mom on Mother's Day, teasing dad for Father's Day, celebrating a milestone birthday, or skipping holiday shopping because you are clearly the favorite child, this playful card delivers undeniable laughs across the mantel.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases rich color saturation with a crisp semi-gloss finish. Featuring an uncoated blank interior designed for personalized handwritten messages, each folded card includes a matching envelope ready for effortless gifting or mailing.
Funny Sarcastic Parents Greeting Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Semi-gloss exterior coating with uncoated writable interior
- Design: Retro boy in suit giving thumbs-up with "HAVING ME AS A CHILD IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED" headline
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten notes
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope included
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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