Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Card
Product Description
Product Description
Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Card: Sarcastic Vintage National Park Greeting Card
The Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Card is a hilarious novelty greeting card designed for cynical coworkers, outdoor lovers, and anyone navigating unhinged workplace chaos. Parodying vintage US National Park wildfire danger advisory signs, this witty design features a scenic retro landscape of towering pines and snowcapped alpine mountains, complete with an intrepid hiker staring down a weathered wooden trail sign reading "BULLSH-T LEVELS EXTREME TODAY." Whether you are commiserating with an office bestie over endless Zoom meetings, congratulating a friend on surviving chaotic corporate restructuring, or delivering unforgettable laughs at a coworker's retirement party, this sarcastic card serves up peak relatable humor.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases rich color saturation with a crisp semi-gloss finish. Featuring an uncoated blank interior designed for personalized handwritten messages, each folded card includes a matching envelope ready for effortless gifting or mailing.
Funny Workplace Sarcasm Greeting Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster card stock
- Finish: Semi-gloss exterior coating with uncoated interior
- Design: Retro National Park trail sign reading "BULLSH-T LEVELS EXTREME TODAY"
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten notes
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope included
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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