Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins Christmas Card

Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins Card: Funny Elf Holiday Card

Generic glitter-drenched holiday greetings and sappy family newsletters belong straight in the recycling bin. The "Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins" Greeting Card serves as the premier funny holiday gift for cynical coworkers, sarcastic siblings, and die-hard holiday comedy buffs. Featuring Buddy the Elf sporting his manic, wide-eyed grin against festive North Pole pine, this cult-classic movie card roasts your favorite recipient with cinema’s most devastating festive insult before the eggnog even gets poured.

Whether you need an unforgettable white elephant gag gift, a cheeky stocking stuffer, or an alternative seasonal greeting that actually stands out on the fireplace mantel, this novelty card skips mass-produced holiday lameness. Professionally printed on premium 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock, it offers rich color saturation and a crisp hand-feel. The interior is completely blank, leaving plenty of room to map out an entire day of sugar binges or write a personalized roast. Includes a matching white envelope.

Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins Greeting Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA