Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Christmas Card

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Card: Funny Pop Culture Holiday Stationery

I believe you... but my Tommy gun don't! Deliver legendary holiday movie nostalgia and ruthless comedic cheer with the Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Greeting Card. Paying homage to cinema's most iconic fictional vintage mobster, this festive design showcases Johnny clutching his trusty Tommy gun against a crimson backdrop of falling snowflakes, crowned by the infamous script quote: "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal." Perfect for 90s film fanatics, sarcastic coworkers, and friends with an irreverent sense of humor, it brings instant laughs and unforgettable attitude to the holiday season.

Ditch boring, mass-produced drugstore cards for a classic pop culture tribute guaranteed to claim prime real estate on the mantel. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich visual contrast and a crisp, durable finish. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your seasonal greetings, inside jokes, or movie quotes, and every card comes with a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.

Funny Pop Culture Holiday Card & Christmas Stationery Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
• Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank for personalized handwritten messages
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Occasion: Christmas greetings, 90s movie fans, White Elephant exchanges, coworker holiday roasts

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA