Ho Ho Holy Sh-t, What a Year Christmas Card

Ho Ho Holy Sh-t, What a Year Card: Sarcastic Holiday Drinking Stationery

Holy sh--t, that was one crazy year! When twelve straight months of nonstop madness finally draw to a close, sometimes the only reasonable response is to pour a stiff glass of bourbon and toast to surviving against all odds. The Ho Ho Holy Sh-t, What a Year Christmas Card pairs classic vintage holiday nostalgia with hilariously exhausted realism. Featuring a weary yet smiling Santa Claus kicking back at the bar with a tumbler of whiskey and a full bottle of bourbon, this design boldly declares: "HO HO HOLY SH--T / WHAT A YEAR." Perfect for overworked coworkers, long-suffering friends, chaotic siblings, and drinking buddies, it delivers immediate comedic solidarity across the holiday season.

Skip boring, mass-produced drugstore lameness for an honest seasonal greeting guaranteed to claim prime real estate on the mantel or home bar. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich holiday color depth, warm painterly detail, and a crisp, durable finish. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your year-in-review roasts, heartfelt survival wishes, or hopeful toasts for better days ahead, and every card includes a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.

Funny Holiday Drinking Card & Novelty Christmas Stationery Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
• Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank for personalized handwritten messages
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Occasion: Sarcastic Christmas greetings, New Year's toasts, coworker exchanges, White Elephant parties

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA