I’m Glad We Survived.
Real talk: the struggle is real. The Post Nut Clarity Card is for those couples who have made it through the most honest moment of any encounter and came out the other side still holding hands. Featuring a charming, vintage-inspired illustration of two squirrels in a meadow, it’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" message for your partner.
Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just a Tuesday night realization, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh. It’s the perfect blend of "aww" and "oh no" that only a true Original Underground fan can appreciate.
Why You Need It:
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Hilariously Relatable: Taps into one of the internet’s most favorite (and awkward) shared experiences.
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Deceptive Design: The sweet, mid-century children’s book aesthetic makes the punchline hit even harder.
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Premium Quality: This isn’t a flimsy drugstore find. It’s printed on heavyweight cardstock with a high-end feel that looks great on a mantle or a fridge.
The Specs:
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Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)
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Stock: Heavyweight premium matte cardstock
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Details: Zero censorship, total clarity.
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Includes: One premium card and a matching envelope.
