You Blow Out the Candles and I'll Cut the Cake Birthday Card

You Blow Out the Candles Birthday Card: Michael Myers Slasher Parody

Slash through boring traditional sentiments and serve up chilling celebration cheer with the official You Blow Out the Candles and I'll Cut the Cake Birthday Card from The Original Underground. This hilarious horror parody stationery piece captures a brilliant, painted fine art style illustration of the legendary slasher icon, Michael Myers. Outfitted in his signature classic mechanics coveralls and haunting white expressionless mask, he stands menacingly behind a frosted birthday cake while gripping a massive chef's knife. It is the absolute ultimate gift choice for horror movie fanatics, true crime buffs, or any close friend who appreciates dark humor and slasher film pop culture on their special day.

Printed on premium heavy-duty cardstock with vibrant colors and a clean matte finish, this high-quality 5x7-inch greeting card provides an exceptionally smooth writing surface that leaves plenty of room for your own personalized messages. Perfectly sized for standard mailing, this spooky masterpiece skips conventional birthday clichés to deliver memorable, laugh-out-loud reactions. Make their milestone celebration unforgettable by pairing your gift with a distinctive pop-culture keepsake that brilliantly handles the cake cutting with absolute slasher style.

Halloween Birthday Card Specifications

• Product Type: Retro Horror Greeting Card
• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (5x7 Inches)
• Material Composition: Premium Heavy-Duty Cardstock Stock
• Finish Profile: Clean Matte Writing Surface
• Design Theme: Michael Myers Slasher Parody with Birthday Cake & Knife Graphics
• Text Layout: High-Contrast "You Blow Out the Candles and I'll Cut the Cake" Typography
• Interior Setup: Blank Inside for Personalized Messages
• Inclusions: Matching Presentation Envelope Included

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA