This Too Shall Pass But Holy F--k Greeting Card

This Too Shall Pass Card: Funny Encouragement & Sympathy Card

When life delivers an unmitigated disaster, sugar-coated inspirational quotes and pastel sympathy cards only make things worse. The "This Too Shall Pass But, Like, Holy F--k" Greeting Card offers the ultimate funny encouragement gift for burned-out coworkers, stressed best friends, or anyone navigating an existential crisis. Disguised behind an intricate, dainty grandmotherly cross-stitch floral border, this sarcastic greeting card delivers a brutally honest reality check when things have completely gone off the rails.

A standout alternative to traditional get-well or thinking-of-you cards, this dark humor stationery is professionally printed on rigid 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock for sharp contrast and a premium hand-feel. The interior is completely blank, giving you plenty of room to commiserate, vent about dumpster-fire circumstances, or offer genuine solidarity in writing. Every card comes equipped with a matching white mailing envelope, ready to deliver cathartic comic relief directly to someone's mailbox.

This Too Shall Pass Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA