You Are the Trash Greeting Card

You Are the Trash Greeting Card: Funny Raccoon Romance Stationery

The You Are the Trash Greeting Card is a 5x7 collectible alternative romance card designed to spare your partner from store-bought greeting card lameness. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed raccoon peeking out of a galvanized metal garbage can beneath bold text reading "You Are the Trash I Want to Get Lost In," this card proves that true love is delightfully weird and delightfully messy. Whether celebrating Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or a spontaneous declaration of affection, it delivers a hilarious, offbeat tribute to that special person who is essentially five-star leftover takeout in your heart.

Professionally printed on high-quality luster greeting card stock, this card delivers rich photographic contrast, sharp detail, and a durable semi-gloss finish. Each folded card measures 5x7 inches with an uncoated blank interior, giving you complete freedom to write custom love letters, funny memories, or chaotic inside jokes. Every card comes paired with a matching paper mailing envelope, making it ready to hand deliver or drop in the mailbox for effortless, unforgettable gifting.

Funny Romance Stationery & Raccoon Greeting Card Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Stock: Premium luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Occasion: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, quirky romance, couples humor

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA