You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts Card

You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts Card: Funny Romance Novel Greeting Card

The You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts Card from The Original Underground is an approximately 5" x 7" folded cardstock greeting card featuring a steamy romance novel cover parody of a rugged, smirking man lowering his glasses amidst glowing candlelit bokeh hearts, designed for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, date nights, romantic milestones, and playful adult gifting. Skip the predictable, cheesy poetry and say what is really on your mind! Channeling vintage paperback romance tropes with unapologetic sultry humor, this cheeky card delivers an irresistible mix of flirty banter, spicy charm, and bold romantic desire.

Printed on heavy, premium-grade cardstock with a smooth satin exterior finish, this vibrant folded card provides exceptional color depth while leaving an uncoated, smudge-resistant blank interior perfectly ready for your personalized handwritten love note or spicy message. Each card comes paired with a durable matching paper mailing envelope and safely ships enclosed inside a protective clear cellophane sleeve.

Sarcastic Romance Greeting Card Specifications

• Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7" (Standard A7 greeting card size)
• Substrate: Heavyweight premium cardstock with satin front finish
• Interior: Completely blank inside for customized handwritten messages
• Envelope: High-grade matching mailing envelope included
• Packaging: Sealed in a clear protective cellophane sleeve

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA